{"product_id":"dr-squatch-bigfoot-horror-care-package-halloween-holiday-gift-box","title":"Dr Squatch Bigfoot Horror Care Package – Halloween\/Holiday Gift Box","description":"🧼🦶 Bigfoot Men's Care Package – “Not a Savage” Grooming Gift Set | Dr Squatch + Sasquatch Vibes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDescription:\u003cbr\u003eJust because you roam the woods doesn’t mean you have to smell like them. Introducing the ultimate men’s care package for the modern cryptid: rugged, mysterious, and impeccably groomed. Whether you're gifting a gentle giant or treating your inner beast, this Bigfoot-inspired bundle proves that self-care isn't just for city folk—it's for champions of the forest, too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧔‍♂️💪 Because even Bigfoot deserves a spa day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncluded in this Legendary Grooming Kit:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧦 Bigfoot-Themed Socks – Cozy, quirky, and perfect for stomping through the wilderness or lounging in your cave.\u003cbr\u003e🧼 Dr Squatch Werewolf Wash Natural Soap – A wild blend of natural ingredients to tame your inner beast. Limited edition scent for alpha-level freshness.\u003cbr\u003e🧽 Ben Sherman Sport Sandalwood Face \u0026amp; Body Wipes – Refresh on the go. Whether you're tracking footprints or dodging blurry photos, stay clean and confident.\u003cbr\u003e🏆 “Hide and Seek World Champion” Bigfoot Sticker – Celebrate your stealth skills with this humorous vinyl decal.\u003cbr\u003e🌲 “Believe” Bigfoot Sticker – For true believers and forest wanderers alike.\u003cbr\u003e🍀 Lucky Bigfoot Pocket Motivation – A tiny token of cryptid encouragement. Keep it close when the trail gets tough.\u003cbr\u003eCondition: New\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTheme:\u003cbr\u003e🧠 “Not a Savage” – This box is for the refined wildman. The one who moisturizes after a moonlit hunt. The one who believes in exfoliation and mystery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGroomsmen gifts with a twist\u003cbr\u003eBirthday bundles for outdoorsy types\u003cbr\u003eHoliday surprises for cryptid fans\u003cbr\u003eSelf-care with a wink of wilderness refinement\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who wants to smell legendary\u003cbr\u003ePackaging:\u003cbr\u003eEach item is carefully packed with themed inserts and a touch of forest magic. Ready to gift or unwrap for yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌲✨ From the depths of the forest to the comfort of your home, this care package reminds us all: you can be wild and still well-groomed.\u003cbr\u003e💚 Designed and packed with care by The Nerdy Dragon—where whimsy meets wilderness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThank you for supporting small business magic! 🐉\u003cbr\u003e🌲📦 Swift, secure, and stealthy—your package moves faster than Bigfoot dodging a camera lens","brand":"The Nerdy Dragon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46863365210369,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/7557\/0177\/files\/fdd5db96-b493-4620-8884-4bfa1fbc66dd.jpg?v=1761747240","url":"https:\/\/thenerdydragon.myshopify.com\/products\/dr-squatch-bigfoot-horror-care-package-halloween-holiday-gift-box","provider":"The Nerdy Dragon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}